Argh. Argh. Argh. Arr?

So I'm going to be dropping off the face of the planet for a while. I'm probably going to go into internet withdrawl, but nothing can be done for it.

No fears, though, I'm bringing a pad of paper with me to the void of mice and rotting wood that is my apartment. Will do productive, writing type things in case inspiration strikes whilst cleaning.

Also, have a friendly pet rat living in my wall. Named him Scurvy. Apartment-mates think I'm mad, and are probably right.

*cooes at Scurvy*

Okay. It's unlikely, but I might be able to get to a computer for brief periods of time. Maybe. Anyway. Fare thee well, cruel world.

I will miss you. Yes. All of you. You pirate people. Sigh.