novembersmith

Title: These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For
Pairing/Prompt: Patrick, gen, IN SPACE
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack. oh man. such crack.
Notes: STAR WARS AU. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. Also, this was intended to be much longer, but, well. There may be a sequel in the not so distant future. IN A GALAXY RIGHT HERE.
Also, huge thanks to my lovely betas and handholders,

airgiodslv and

fictionalfaerie , who listened to me rant and descend into madness over the course of writing this. PINCH HITS, MAN. I CAN NEVER RESIST THEM.

( A Jedi walks into a bar... )

Current Mood: creative

I was in the midst of suicidal OMG ONLY SIX HOURS UNTIL MY EXAM AND I STILL DON'T GET HOW TO CALCULATE DISCRETE VS. CONTINUOUS LOGISTICS despair when I watched the new Fall Out Boy video.

HAI THERE WILL TO LIVE, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

Seriously, guys. Guys, seriously, not to spoil you, but SURPRISE GABE SAPORTA. Also, Patrick acting like an asshole will never not make my ladyparts all tingly. Not to be all TMI, but there you go. In startling, slightly unsettling news: PWentz, when did you morph into my ex-boyfriend? Why do you dance JUST LIKE HIM, it is WEIRDING ME OUT. Right down to the same hair and gleeface. I just don't know what to do with this.

Uh. Back to my toils! But I will be chortling gleefully at the thought of nun!Pete and nun!Patrick making out as I labor. Whistle while you work, right? (GOD, DID I MENTION PATRICK IS HOT? ALSO THE SUN IS HOT, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. This.... actually, may have a deleterious effect on my studying. C'est la vie.)

Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: desk
Current Music: FOB- I Don't Care

So I have some ficlets from that random-numbers-meme thing, and if the internet will be so gracious as to allow it, I'll post them here for you guys. As I have gone lj-stupid, the chances of that are vanishingly slim. But I'll give it a shot, eh?

In case you were wondering, by the way...
2 = James Dewees, 7 = Brendon Urie, 8 = Jon Walker, 3 = the Joker, 4 = James Potter, and 14 = Gerard Way.

Yep.

So, for perspexsea, I have one cracktastic ficlet, as ordered:

( '2 is secretly a vampire! How does 7 react when they find out?' aka Mullets of the Darkly Damned )

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Then I have three for

fictionalfaerie (THREE OF MANY TO COME):

( '8 and 3 are itty children! They go to school together! Are they BFFs or Enemies? Does one share the extra snack it's mom packed, or do they always play on the swingset?' aka The Summer Before )

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( 'Describe 13's perfect date.' aka When I Find This Tracking Device You Will All Be Sorry )

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( '4 and 14 adopt a newborn baby together. What do they name it, how do they raise it, etc, etc. Do they eventually get it siblings? Do they ditch it in a dumpster on prom night because its not as fun as they thought? ' aka 00.06 )

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So, yeah. That happened. Uh. I might write more of that last one. QUAKE IN FEAR. But I've also almost finished a ficlet for

softlyforgotten which isn't actually a ficlet, but instead some epic thing that has taken over the entire universe. Which is unfortunate, as I don't think it's even in fandoms she's interested in. SORRY, BB. I'll write more later! In the interim, though, you should all watch this as a primer: Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog. It's only 45 minutes and it will enrich your day and musical repetoire and life. Seriously, guys, it is amazing.

fictionalfaerie I AM LOOKING AT YOU. AND I AM NARROWING MY EYES.

Current Mood: devious
Current Location: home
Current Music: dr. horrible - slipping (SERIOUSLY GUYS WATCH IT)

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Fic: These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For

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THAR BE CRACKLETS

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