He loves you and he loves your mama

So, my life lately has been a stunning mix of FREAKING AWESOME and HOSHIT THIS BLOWS. It's like Bernie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I am hoping today is a cucumber day, but what with how things are going, it'll probably be toe nails. Maybe compost.
 
( Two great tastes that taste great together )

But really, the point of all that ramble is to say, I saw Blue Man Group with Brandon on Sunday, and now I want, with all the fire of my soul, an AU where Ryan Ross cracks under the pressure of stardom and RUNS AWAY TO BE A BLUE MAN. And he's like, the BEST BLUE MAN EVER. To a fault, because when he does the unblinking stare burly firefighters wet themselves. Maybe an AU where Ryan was a Blue Man in high school before othe band or something, I dunno, and Brendon discovers his dark sekrit and is all AHHH TERRIFYING AND YET...AROUSING? IDEK, guys. I just know that I want to cover Ryan in blue paint, and watch him stare silently at people until they freak out and run away. THE HILARITY, GUYS. THE HILARITY.

In conclusion: VOTE. VOTE SO HARD IT LEAVES A MARK.