and behold, a pale horse

There aren't even any words for how bad I am about to destroy my own life through sheer, stupid incompetence.

Exams tomorrow. Covering the entirety of paleoanthropology, primate functional morphology, behavioral ecology, taphonomy, evolutionary theory, and reproductive life history.

*sobs quietly in corner and makes another pot of coffee*

INTERNET IF EVER YOU WERE TO INITIATE A ZOMBIE INVASION, NOW WOULD BE THE TIME.

A FREAK TORNADO WOULD ALSO BE NICE. OR AN EARTHQUAKE. OR A TARDIS.


ETA: If I have been ignoring any of your guys, I am seriously sorry-- I promise I'll catch up on things this weekend. Ish. Sometime. IF I'M NOT DEAD.