SELF, YOU ARE AN APPALLING TART

GUYS I AM WRITING THE MOST SHAMELESSLY FILTHY PORN. I AM USUALLY A FADE-TO-BLACK GIRL. WHAT THE FUCK. IT IS FREAKING ME OUT. I AM EMBARRASSING EVEN MYSELF.

SEND HELP.

In other news, I am still running around like a madwoman and having doubts about my career choices. Which, uh, I suppose is a more pressing problem, so I will focus on the porn instead. OMGWTFBBQ. But yes. How are your lives? Tell me about your WiPs, your hopes, your dreams. Etc.

ETA: Since the porn is not for my bandom friends, I can only offer this as a consolation: some slightly lame icons of my ONE TRUE OTP FOREVER OMG AND IT'S EVEN CANON REAL:

     

NOTE THAT THEY ARE ALL CUNNINGLY OF THE SAME THING. o.o