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novembersmithWell, the actual movie "Once Apon a Time in Mexico" was pretty pathetic, in that it was...pathetic. Yes. But Johnny Depp. Oh. Oh, Johnny Depp. Hello, disturbing new kinks. I never knew I could be so sexually aroused by blood and gore.
Then again, before I saw POTC, I never thought I could would find a skeleton attractive. *continues to beat back plot bunnies of skeleton slash with massive stick* Down, I say!
But yes, the point is: Evil. Sexy sexy evil that wears bizarre t-shirts and delivers amusing snarky one-liners to himself. And he bleeds real pretty. Gah.
Antonio Banderas was slightly gooberish, in my opinion. My friend and I immediately started calling him Mariachi the Stampede, and then had this weird debate about how maybe the guitar made him more like Wolfwood and his cross, but the reputation and all that jazz, that made him more Vash. Uber-loser powers, go!
Okay.
Also, update on writing: Man. I must be the only person in the world to be slashing Charlie Bone. Dweeb. That is what I am. A dweeb. Might post it later, not that anyone would read it, as no one even knows who he is. Hah! Ha.
...'m such a dweeb.
Chapter Three: Blargh. It's coming...I have so many slashy boys in my head, but these remain my favorite. Mmm. Pirate sex. Can't beat that.
Off to go imagine CJS meeting Sands and having sweaty, corrupt sex. Hooo.
*dashes*
Then again, before I saw POTC, I never thought I could would find a skeleton attractive. *continues to beat back plot bunnies of skeleton slash with massive stick* Down, I say!
But yes, the point is: Evil. Sexy sexy evil that wears bizarre t-shirts and delivers amusing snarky one-liners to himself. And he bleeds real pretty. Gah.
Antonio Banderas was slightly gooberish, in my opinion. My friend and I immediately started calling him Mariachi the Stampede, and then had this weird debate about how maybe the guitar made him more like Wolfwood and his cross, but the reputation and all that jazz, that made him more Vash. Uber-loser powers, go!
Okay.
Also, update on writing: Man. I must be the only person in the world to be slashing Charlie Bone. Dweeb. That is what I am. A dweeb. Might post it later, not that anyone would read it, as no one even knows who he is. Hah! Ha.
...'m such a dweeb.
Chapter Three: Blargh. It's coming...I have so many slashy boys in my head, but these remain my favorite. Mmm. Pirate sex. Can't beat that.
Off to go imagine CJS meeting Sands and having sweaty, corrupt sex. Hooo.
*dashes*
